Haterade (like Gatorade, but haters)

So a little bird told me that it is going to snow on Tuesday. Is this real life? I just got a sunburn this weekend and it is going to SNOW on Tuesday!? I'm moving. This shiz is too much for me. On the bright side though, my sunburn is in the shape of a heart and if that isn't cute I don't know what is.

I hate auto-correct because it always makes words that look like they should be one word, into two.
This whole sentence is really ironic because auto-correct just corrected itself from one word into two.
Am I even making sense?

Speaking of hate, I hate a lot of things. (my mom will agree 100% with me on that as well)

• People who chew annoying
• Mornings
• Slow internet
• When people talk to me in the morning
• People clearing their throats more than one time
• Sleeping without socks on
• Everyone in the mornings
• When Starbucks gives me a hot drink when I clearly ordered iced (This has been happening a lot lately and it isn't the business)
• Sunburns in March
• Did I mention how much I hate mornings?

I'm sure there are a plethora more than that, but it should really be midnight right now and daylight savings has me all sorts of crazy.

Along with all those hates up there, my mom hates how much I wash clothes. Like you can't wear a pair of jeans twice. It just doesn't work like that. You wear them once, wash them, wear them again. Then holla because clean clothes.

I was in St. George this weekend and when I got home, the house was filled with all sorts of food and seriously I was like 

Jokes on you guys, I really do dance like that.


Anywho, I also learned this weekend that Chernobyl is in Ukraine and not Russia. Is my whole life a lie? I want to go there so bad and now I don't know if I'll ever get the chance!
I am a very strange teenager and I am completely fascinated by abandoned places and History. Especially abandoned amusement parks. So that means if you ever see me going to jail, it's because I'm a creep and I probably snuck into something along those lines.
I hope one of you kind souls will help a sista out with some bail, though. ;)

I would just like to wish my very best lesbian, Melissa, a happy birthday!

I'm sorry, but if you don't think this is the sweetest thing, something is wrong with you. (I could find a picture with Cid because these biotches never take pictures together unless they are sleeping)

Melissa is the sweetest person ever. She's loving and happy towards everybody; the first time I ever met her she pulled me into a big hug like she's known me forever. She makes everyone always feel welcome and isn't afraid to embrace her identity. Sometimes at work we play Sudoku together like we are both old ladies, and it's totally fine because frankly, we are just awesome. We also watch Polygamist shows together and that's fine as well. Melissa becomes your best friend after the first time you meet her. I mean, you can't NOT love this woman. (and do your see her baby right there? SO CUTE)
I just love this cute little family.


Anywho, I hope you all have a good night and keep in the back of your mind that my birthday is in 105 days.

taliajune;