College, shmollege.

All I could think about this whole summer was moving to sunny St. George, becoming an adult aka not having a curfew anymore, and making a future for myself.
So the time came and I moved here Thursday, and guess what? I've already worked out three days in a row(that's really good for me), stopped eating fast food(except I'm currently eating KFC and it's well worth it), bought more edible food that's not just mini muffins and cheese puffs, and have ate breakfast everyday.

OBVIOUSLY I'M A BETTER TALIA, BEING DOWN HERE.

On the duller side, I had math homework on the first day of school and I've walked to and from campus countless times and my legs are really sore. Plus, it's hot. So hot that I may or may not be wearing black jeans right now just because of the pure fact that 1. they are really cute with this shirt and 2. they flatter my butt immensely. 

Not 'flatter' as in make my butt look flat, 'flatter; as in I'm rockin' these bad boys.

My mom is judging my typical(Capri-Sun and yogurt in my hands) first day of school picture, because of the pure fact that there is a garbage bag right next to me and that garbage bag happens to be in my front yard STILL as we speak. 

Like, I'm sorry, but my classes start at 8, we all know how friendly I am in the mornings, something weird was dripping out the bottom of the bag when I brought it out and the dumpster for the whole complex was packed full until today.

"Oh, well Talia, if it isn't full anymore, why is it still out there?"

I AM A STRUGGLING COLLEGE STUDENT, JUST LET ME LIVE WITH GARBAGE IN MY FRONT YARD LIKE I'M A CRACK HEAD.

It has actually been giving me anxiety for the past couple of days so when I leave next I am going to run it over to the dumpster and we can all breathe a little better.

So, college.

It is only my second day, but I've already learned a few things, which are:

• People still wear their pajamas to school, even in college.
• Homework on the first day is a normal thing.
• There is something in the water in good ole' St. George, most of the guys can get it.
• If you forget to buy cheese and don't work for a whole week, string cheese goes perfectly on turkey sandwiches. (Obviously life of a college student.)
• It's normal to have someone over 40 years old in your classes.
• I want to go back in time to high school to hold and cherish my free textbooks.
• Roommates make the best oatmeal cookies.
• Thunder and lightening storms in St. George are phenomenal.
• I got an airbrushed tattoo on my wrist at a carnival last night and everyone thinks it's real.
• Professors can spend the whole 50 minute class talking about battery powered PEZ dispensers.

and finally, don't touch bats because they have rabies AND ticks.

Have I learned anything in my classes, since this is in fact,  college?

I've learned that math online is TERRIBLE and my English teacher is a hippy. So pretty much I can become an art major and really not even have any point of paying thousands of dollars, but do it anyways. 

Too bad I suck at art related anything and there are hundreds of Special Needs kids to be taught by me.

I LOVE COLLEGE.

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