Have you ever...

Have you ever just had

the worst day of your life?

Because that is me today.

I mean it couldn't be because 

1. I woke up late for work
2. I dropped my energy drink behind my dresser(don't ask because I do not know)
3. I was in the worst section at work
4. Half my tips were in change(not even quarters...like dimes and nickels)
5. I had to buy FOUR new tires
6. This is the fourth time I've spilled on my favorite white shorts IN A ROW.
7. The gas pump I went to was out of order

and to top it all off, I took the wrong road to the mall and got completely lost in some construction zone, for like, ever, so I just gave up and came home.

But about the tires. Remember way back in the day when that creep was telling me there is such a thing as legal tire tread and that I need new tires? Yeah, it's been a few months, but I finally got some(and cried a little paying for them.)

This whole 'being an adult' thing suuuucks.

I try really hard to see the good in things when something goes wrong, but today was the exception. I need this awful Wednesday to be over and an extra large snowcone as well. (hint hint...anybody willing to help the girl with a bad day, Lani's on 9000th. Thanks.)

I bet Emily Osment doesn't have bad days because I mean, just look at her.

She makes me want to cut all my hair off, move to California and become Hannah Montana's best friend. (She's actually just my WCW buuuut how cool would that be?)
 She should just start dating Zac Efron or Joe Jonas and they could live a beautiful life filled with good hair and even better faces.

...and I could live Vicariously through them...

Speaking about living vicariously through things, I have a new book.

(I don't know why that lady is in the picture... Google is just struggling tonight.)
But if you're down for gingers falling in love with asians on a bus, I suggest you read this.
Try hard not to think about the author being named Rainbow because it really is bothering me and causing a disturbance in my life.
WHO NAMES THEIR DAUGHTER RAINBOW!?


But then again, who names their daughter Talia?

taliajune;

ps. The new season of Honey Boo Boo starts tomorrow and how excited I am on a scale of 1-10 is Mama June at Bingo night.
So like a 20.